| April 7, 2007 | Well...that was one heck of a party!! Guess I wore the wrong pants. It's nice to be back. Wait.........where am............what the... |
| June 22, 2006 | Back at Gladstone's this weekend. It seems the weather is going to cooperate, also. So, start off the summer properly with the Fishes!! Hmmmmm.....which pants should I wear? |
| May 3, 2006 | Winery season has started!! For those of you attending any Crown Valley Winery dates, I promise to restrain myself from running through the vineyard naked,........again. Happy Grape-stompng!! |
| April 24, 2006 | Gladstones, Gladstones, Gladstones,...we promise to play all songs most of the way through while at the same time wearing our all weather drinking pants |
| Feb. 19, 2006 | Ahhhh, We're back in St. Charles! Mardi Gras this weekend and we'll be at a new place for the Fishes, Our Place Pub on 5th Street. We are anxious to see some old faces, well not OLD faces, we prefer fresh New faces but I suggest you bring what you've got. DON'T FORGET YOUR DRINKING BEADS! |
| January 11, 2006 | Well, it's a new year. Looking forward to playing new venues and rekindling the flame of the old ones. Yes,...the beauty of Spring,...the call of the winds in Autumn,...the promise of.......AAAH, who am I kidding? Shut up and go to hell!! See ya soon. |
| dec. 2, 2005 | Sorry about all of the private parties lately, Tis the Season! Come out and see us at the Trainwreck Westport on the 15th. I'll have my yule tide drinking pants on and ready for the love of a good reindeer. Fontella |
| Nov. 18,2005 | Bar Roma this weekend. Don't know anything about it but I have a nice new pair of drinking pants all pressed and ready for action. I will also be sporting my new martini glass that was presented to me by Bhu Binder-Gill of the National Martini Lover's of Missouri ,Local 047. Photo ops will be available from 9:50-9:53 at Bar Roma Saturday Night....Fontella |
| August 18, 2005 | I ALMOST FORGOT! As always......This Saturday......Don't Forget Your Drinking Pants! |
| August 17, 2005 | This Saturday will be our last Soulard performance until the cold weather settles in. The days of running nude through the downtown streets and going pee-pee on anyone we want will come to a close at least until Mardi Gras. For the next few months we can only imagine the smell of 700 pounds of various meats cooking on Dennis' Gladstones" Grill of the Undead". I always get sentimental this time of year when I think back on all of the good times we had in the multiple uni-sex bathrooms. Often I begin to think of Caligula and his six room mates and how they must be feeling after an evening's extended session of booty art, and booty artistry! For more on Caligula click on "Name of the Band" on the home page. |
| July 8, 2005 | Here comes the next in a series of "theme" nights (or days, as it were) at Gladstone's. Last time, it was "All About Joe" day. This coming show is titled "All About Joe's Head"......day. That's right!! You read it here first! All that you need is a loud voice and music knowledge. Knowing certain selections that the Fishes play will get you a chance to shave part of Joe's head!! ANY PART!! (Sorry, no hair that starts with the word "eye") First called, first served is my motto. And everybody's gotta have a motto. So, come one, come all!! One shave per person per song please. Oh, and don't forget your drinking pants!! |
| April 20, 2005 | Well here comes the first of many summer afternoons at Gladstones for 2005. A quick reminder to thosecoming out, the patio fills up quickly so bring lawn chairs just in case. Also the large station wagon parked by the patio does not belong to Clark Griswald as we first thought, it actually is owned by a Gladstones patron so please no more spitting. And lastly, please, please don't forget your drinking pants! The bar loaned out the few remaining pairs it had and they never made it back so please come prepared. Fontella |
| March 5, 2005 | Had a great time singing with Adrenaline at the Luau. Anaconda did a nice job with the Norah Jones even though the guitar player was drunk. Accu-puncture, you're always welcome to sit in with us, just stop knocking over my drinks. Congrats Shawn and Tracey from the Fishes!! |
| Feb. 3, 2005 | JUST IN....TRAINWRECK TONIGHT!! JOIN US TONIGHT FOR #300 AND DON'T FORGET YOUR DRINKING PANTS |
| Feb. 2, 2005 | Groundhog Day!! Spent the WHOLE day in bed!! I certainly didn't see my shadow (or anybody else's, for that matter). |
| Jan. 19,2005 | JUST IN! Monday, January 24 at KC Masterpiece Barbecue & Grill there will be a Tsunami Disaster Relief Effort from 4pm until closing. 100% of the money raised from the bar, tips, and the attendance fee will go to the relief effort. $20 gets you in, dinner, auctions , and The FISHES! Please call Sherri Poff at 314-495-2266 or Diana Kennedy at 913-888-5210, ext 226 for further details. |
| Jan 12, 2005 | We regret to inform The Loyal Fish Followers that Bob The Drummer will not be performing at our next Trainwreck date. The management felt that drums would be a bit too much for most of you on a Thursday night but the other Fishes are still welcome to drink , er...play. Maybe we can talk Bob into an appearence as a "meet and greet"....we'll keep you posted |
| Jan. 11, 2005 | Well,...no milk this morning....so,...instant oatmeal it is!! Lots of leftovers from gifts that I received from work. So, I cleaned them out also. It kind of looks like a bowl of Mueslix (oatmeal, peanuts, peanut butter, jelly, pecans, almonds, raisins, peaches, and apples). Mmmmmmmmmm good!!! Boy, I sure could use a shower about now also. I wonder what kind? |
| Jan. 10, 2005 | We are starting the new year with a new Fish....Bob the Drummer will be playing with us for the first time at the Westport Trainwreck in a few days, come on out and shower him with drinks...not Joe |
| December 27, 2004 | We are RE-GROUPING. Thus, adding one persona to axiom. Appearing this Thursday (autographs only), is Bob the Drummer at Trainwreck-Westport. Line tickets will go on sale Wednesday am. See new Pick on front page of site. Father's beware, ladie's moisten up, Bob the drummer is in town. |
| December 1, 2004 | we've been doing a lot of private parties lately, T'is The Season, we will be a new club soon just check the tour dates and we'll try to keep you posted. Speaking of posted. check out the new auction, a GREAT Christmas gift for someone special on your list,....Van Hosen-Hosen not included |
| August 9, 2004 | Whew!! How did THAT happen? We actually left a job somewhat sober! Well, it's not as if there was a lack of drinking, though. The host seemed to be having a really good time. Tell your wonderful neighbor we said hello!! Happy Birthday Jen and Lisa!! |
| July 16, 2004 | Should be a great weekend at Gladstones in soulard! I can smell the 950 lbs of meat cooking right now. I am not a slaw man by trade but seeing all that meat makes me want to give it a try. Oops, sorry about that, just caught myself looking in the mirror again |
| July 13, 2004 | Still trying to pass the pecan roll. The horror, the horror.... |
| July,12, 2004 | Lot's O' Fun in Chicago over the weekend, stopped off on the way home and picked up pecan rolls for everyone. Life is Good |
| June 25, 2004 | Trainwreck Westport last night, Bride-to-Be Spank-A-Thon, need I say more? Of course not, but I will anyway because that's just the way I am, can't shut up, you know the type, ramble ramble, blah blah. In the 70's tomorrow for Gladsone's. What are you kiddin? I will have to wear something fruity. |
| June 22, 2004 | Should be a Jim Dandy of a weekend starting with The Trainwreck Westport Thursday and the greatest patio in St. Louis, Gladstones on Saturday. We should have beautiful weather, perfect for those ladies that want to take a peek at our newest Delicious Fishes Ladies Shirts. Our third shirt in a series of 635, should make its debut Thursday Night, so don't miss out, come early and come often! |
| June 14, 2004 | I just found out that we have an early start this Thursday at Trainwreck. I'm quite excited because...(1) I might get to bed before I get drunk for once (2) I get to show off my new socks. Woohoo!! |
| June 12, 2004 | Gearing up for Gladstone's this morning, rain???, I think not !! Clean underwear? I think ....... GOING COMMANDO!!!! |
| June 11, 2004 | ahh, the cool, cool summer nights of St. louis are upon us. Played last night for a private function in beautiful Forest Park. I forgot my dehumidifier so it got a little sticky but all went well. Thanks to Super Kenneth the dancin' Machine things stayed lively and thanks to Mr. Otto and his shirt ,things stayed very Hawaiian. Book'em Danno!.... chuck |