500th G.I.G.!!!
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Hello First off, GO TO HELL!!! Alright fuckers, here's the poop about our largest, drunkest, stupidest show yet ... #500 |
| For our 500th performance, we plan to incorporate more drinkin', new live animal sex acts, and more potential tire rotations than we have had in the past 499. The date for this unheralded "bucket o' luv" is October 16th at Gladstones in Soulard. |
| As such, play it safe, don't get there early, GET THERE NOW!! |
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In addition, The Fishes (from this point on will be called "The Fishes") plan to record this event unless circumstances change. And of course, as we all know, circumstances almost always sometimes change, when possible .....DAMN...........................COW...............................HEADS! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Incidently, The Fishes (a.k.a. "The Fishes") premiered at this same venue in 2000. The food is OK, but the UNI-SEX bathrooms are immaculate (and challenging) or is it that the food is immaculate (and challenging) and the UNI-SEX bathrooms are ok? Either way, bring a spatula. |
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Our host for the afternoon !!!!!!!!!GRENADE!!!!!!!!! Dennis James will be giving lap dances by RESERVATION ONLY!! We advise no one to sit down. He is relentless!! |
| Questions? See Lucy Schemlot of the Hazelwood Schemlots. The parade starts at 3:30, the entertainment starts at 4:00, the drinking starts at Dennis's place at 8:00 am, there is no address, just attitude. |